{"product_id":"hee-haw-heavyweight-t-shirt","title":"Hee Haw Heavyweight T shirt","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You Know It When the Beat Hits\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou can't teach the Hee Haw. The beat teaches it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOne moment you're standing still. The conga hits a certain way, the call goes out, and your body already knows what to do. That's the thing about Go-Go that doesn't translate on a recording — the way the room moves together without anyone giving instructions. The Hee Haw is that. A full-body answer to a question only the music can ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe graphic catches the dancer mid-response. Arms, stance, attitude — all of it locked into the pocket. Wear it and the people who know will know immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHeavyweight 6 oz. 100% cotton. Structured fit that moves with you and holds its shape after. Built for the show, the cookout, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeel the rhythm. Hit the Chop. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.5 oz.\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, 16 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk build\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKnit, dyed, and cut in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. We will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apliiq","offers":[{"title":"white \/ s","offer_id":52794301514004,"sku":"APQ-5971056S6A1","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ m","offer_id":52794301546772,"sku":"APQ-5971056S7A1","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ l","offer_id":52794301579540,"sku":"APQ-5971056S8A1","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ xl","offer_id":52794301612308,"sku":"APQ-5971056S1A1","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ xxl","offer_id":52794301645076,"sku":"APQ-5971056S2A1","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/7300\/2004\/files\/HeeHaw.png?v=1783815303","url":"https:\/\/crankingtondc.com\/products\/hee-haw-heavyweight-t-shirt","provider":"shopbrmg","version":"1.0","type":"link"}